So this will be this Friday the 26th. (This is the day before St. Gamer's Day, which you should totally go to because that will be awesome as well.) Start time will be about 6:15 p.m. in B135 of the JFSB.

The Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse. We all know it’s coming, but are we prepared? Well, we here at Quark feel it’s out duty to make sure as many of our members are prepared as can be. So, to assist in that, we will be having our Second Annual Quark Zombie Apocalypse Preparation Event. (From here on referred to as the “SAQZAPE”)

“But what will go on at the SAQZAPE?” you ask. For starters there will be Zombie-themed survival games, zombie apocalypse instructional videos, Zombie Apocalypse scenarios, zombie plan critiques, and probably a whole lot more!

"But what should I bring to this wondrous event?" you ask. Well, first off, bring yourself. Then, bring some provisions, with enough to spare. Next, you'll need your wits, 'cause survival is about what you know and how fast you can make good decisions. Finally, if anyone has season one of the Smurfs on DVD, I would really appreciate it if you could bring that. I couldn't seem to get it on Netflix. Finally, if you have a zombie plan, bring it, 'cause we'll help you refine it to a point where your survival isn't just wishful thinking. It'll be guaranteed.

So we'll see you there. And if not, well... I just hope that I won't have you re-kill you myself when you become a zombie.

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